Einstein's Theory of Relativity

Einstein's Theory of Relativity

Few people understand what Einstein discovered. Even fewer understood it while he lived.A crusty old Jew from the old country once asked his grandson what all the fuss was about.

The Aisle Seat

The Aisle Seat

Old Syd Finkel was very particular about air travel...

Napoleon's Jewish Commander

Napoleon's Jewish Commander

After winning a battle that vastly expanded his empire, Napoleon summoned his commanders to a celebration. Each was offered a reward...

An Interfaith Conference

An Interfaith Conference

At an interfaith conference, a priest, a minister and a rabbi were asked, "What would you like people to say about you after you've died?" 

An Anti-Semite Walks Into A Bar

An Anti-Semite Walks Into A Bar

An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it. "Bartender! A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"

The Complaining Congregant

The Complaining Congregant

During his first service leading the community, the new rabbi noticed an older congregant walk over to the synagogue president and demand rather loudly that the air conditioning be turned down because it was too cold. 

The Brisket

The Brisket

A young mother is preparing brisket one Friday for Shabbat dinner. Her little daughter watches with interest as she slices off the ends of the brisket before placing it in the roasting pan. 

Shabbat With The Mayor

Shabbat With The Mayor

In an effort to better understand his Jewish constituents, the Mayor reached out to a popular Rabbi. The Rabbi invited the Mayor to spend Shabbat at his home...

Lady, I'm Not A Nice Man

She hurried into the pharmacy, got the medicine, and hustled back to the car. Only then did she realize she'd locked her keys inside.

The Rabbi's Watch

The Rabbi's Watch

Naughty little Benny stole the Rabbi's gold watch. That night he couldn't sleep, so the next morning he went to the Rabbi's office before school.

Two Burglars Come Down A Chimney...

A young man knocks on the door of a great Talmudic scholar.  "I graduated fromHarvard summa cum laude in philosophy, and received a PhD from Yale. I'd like to round out my education with a bit of Talmud.”

The Debutante Ball

An evening of polite conversation, proper dancing, and a bit of punch. Oh, no Jews.

Dear Lord, Lend Me Strength To...

"Dear Lord, so far today, I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent. But..."

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